Life going Nice here

Yesterday Was really awsome day for me. My one of the dream comes true one of the dream comes true yesterday. My dream was to tech some one and people should

get it and ask many questions. Yesterday I was delivering lecture on How to Install Linux , Software Installation on Linux in my College. although

installation part was over in just 20 min [ and I told authorities that it will take 1 and half hours :p ]. Although there was nothing regarding boot config

and initialization levels in that Lecture but still people asked and i feel nice that People are getting.

Today is session on the Server setup . Will teach how to setup and configure HTTP,SENDMAIL,SAMBA and NFS Servers :) . Hope today will also get full user

reaction over it :)

Will update the Pic of mine on orkut regarding this event soon :)

Smelling Good

sathyabhat:

suksy:

The newly married wife goes to the store to buy personal things for  the husband.  She inquires about the deodorant for the men.

The salesman asks, “Do you want the ball type.”

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The wife says,  “No this is for his underarms.”

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Complex India

sathyabhat:

the100rabh:

Few Facts

*Bengali

One Bengali = poet.

Two Bengalis = a film society.

Three Bengalis = political party.

Four Bengalis = two political parties.

More than four Bengali’s = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team

*Bihari

One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.

Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.

Three Biharis = caste killing.

Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.

*Punjabi

One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.

Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.

Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.

Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

*Mallu

One Mallu = coconut stall.

Two Mallus = a boat race.

Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.

Four Mallus = oil slick.

*UP Bhaiyya

One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.

Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.

Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.

Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

*Gujju

One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombaytrain.

Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombaytrain.

Three Gujjus = Bombay’s noisiest restaurant.

Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

*Andhraite

One Andhraite = chili farmer.

Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.

Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.

Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

*Kashmiri

One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.

Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.

Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.

Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

*Tamil-Brahmin

One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.

Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.

Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.

Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

*Mumbaikar

One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.

Two Mumbaikars = film studio.

Three Mumbaikars = slum.

Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train

at rush hour.

*Sindhi

One Sindhi = currency racket.

Two Sindhis = papad factory.

Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.

Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

*Marwari

One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.

Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta

Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.

Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.

*Haryanvi

One Haryanavi = tube light

Two Haryanavi = agriculture

Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad

Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough.

Any thouhgts on Kannadigas ? :P