Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are travelling
in a train.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from
an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Pakistani are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharaf
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped.
Musharaf is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya.
She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
if this train goes through another tunnel I will make
another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again