Tintumon Revolution

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DOSA

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa

NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ‘Name a liquid that will not freeze”
Tintumon: ‘Hot water’

10 BOARD EXAM

After writing 10th standard board exam 10 times and failing repeatedly, Tintumon send his PEN to the examination board with a note
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“Surrendered!”

MARRIAGE PROPOSAL

Tintumon: I went to your house to talk about our marriage… I dont think its going to work out…
Tintumol :Why, did you meet my dad ?
Tintumon: No, I met your sister.

CHASE

Tintumol: Why do you boys chase girls if u have no plans of marrying them??
Tintumon: For fun…Do you think people run behind buses only because they want a ride ?

REVENGE

Achan: My dear son…..What do u do to releave ur sorrows after i scold u ?
Tintumon: I wash my toilet
Achan: How does that help u??
Tintumon: I clean it with your toothbrush!!!

BEGGAR

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??

PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
Professor: “i dont understand anything”
Tintumon: “same 2 you”

MOTHER

Father to Tintumon: Why can’t you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

BHAKSHANAM

Tintumon: ‘Papa.. i want to tell you one thing ..’
Father: “You should not speak while eating…’

(After eating)

Father: Ok… now tell?
Tintumon: There was a lizard in your food ,papa…!!!!!!

LKG-TINTUMON

Teacher :
“To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare) ”
Tintumon : “Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)…….. ”

CHEMISTRY

Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina” …… {Name of a famous actoress(comedian) in Mollywood}

DINESHAN

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon: Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan {the nation}

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