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September 2008

The Ant And The Grasshopper: Mail Junk

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freya:

An Old Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the
summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food
or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

New Indian Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs dances plays the
summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed
while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled
with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this
poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

Mayawati states this as `injustice’ done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government
for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt
support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bengal Bandh’ in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard
in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian
Railway Trains, aptly named as the ‘Grasshopper Rath’.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ’ Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act’ [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of
the winter.

Arjun Singh makes ‘Special Reservation ’ for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing
left to pay his retroactive taxes,it’s home is confiscated by the
Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by
NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it ’ A Triumph of Justice’.

Lalu calls it ‘Socialistic Justice ‘.

CPM calls it the ’ Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden ‘

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later…

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley,

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation
somewhere in India ,

..AND

As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country…!! ! :) :) :)

Governance systems

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sathyabhat:

As a daily habit Pintu was reading newspaper. Suddenly he asked his father, ” Dad! What does it mean by ‘Governance System’ ? ” “It’s like…” father said while thinking, “See! I earn and bring money to home, mean’s I am a ‘Money Holder’. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is ‘Government’. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be ‘Labour Class’. You are a ‘Common man’ or ‘Public’. Your kid brother is ‘Future’ or the ‘Next Generation’, understand?”. That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matrices so he was crying. Pintu went to woke-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu went to the Maiden’s room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he came back with frustration. Next morning father asked Pintu, ” Hey Pintu Darling! You understood the ‘Governance System’? “. Pintu replied, “Yeah Dad, I understood! When Money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!”

What I'm Doing Now Days...

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Now Days I'm trying to learn MySql . Really enjoying . And for first time I'm learning from E-Book . No help from Internet or other peoples !! [ I still cannot Believe this ]

Also Doing lot of research work on Linux . I just got Option to Post from a Applet which is place on my Panel. Really Loving This

And needless to say twetting tooo much :P

BTW all my blogs are now WAP enabled [ Even Admin section too ]