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True Love Story

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Once there was a guy and a girl in a good relationship since 5 years. The guy was sincere and girl was cute. Both of them were happy with their relationship.

One day girl came to meet the guy and showed him her new pin eye lenses.

The guy fainted immediately after he saw those lenses.

Girl got scared of that scene and shouted at her loud for help and managed to get his boyfriend to the hospital.

Nurse called special trauma care doctors and quickly the doctors team came to hospital. They decided to operate boy.

Shocked and scared gal was crying and waited for, 72 hours in the hospital.

After the boy health got well and he get out of I.C.U. the doctor came out and told girl that his  boyfriend has Alcohol in his heart.

Girl was further shocked !!!

Though Girl told doctor that her boyfriend never had a drink then how he has alcohol in his heart it was unexplained situation from both the side.

After few days, doctors told girl that her boy friend is out of danger and now so she can take him to home. Doctors also told her to come next day morning till then their team will medically investigate the reason of alcohol in heart.

Girl took a taxi. She still was not able to think about the reason of this unexplained condition of his boyfriend.

while she was in deep thought about it, there was song being played on FM in the taxi-

"Gulabi Aankhen Jo Teri Dekhi, Sharaabi Ye Dil Ho Gaya.."

And suddenly she realized the reason.

Reason was her new ”PINK LENSES” which make her eyes Pink.

Mail of The Year : True Love Story

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A boy and a girl were in love. When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them . At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper… Her father said “If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly.” So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot… The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock..

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl’s mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter’s dress as soon as possible.. But her mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up…. and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked “What is this…?” The old lady replied

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I know how you all are feeling now… I have been through this too. I’m also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me keep smiling !!!!!! and Keep Forwarding This message to your friends!!!

Haircut: Mail Junk

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freya:

THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON….

ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE  GOES TO PAY
THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES:

‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I
AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.’

THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.

NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,

THERE IS A ‘THANK YOU’ CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

A POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER  AFTER THE
CUT..

BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: ‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM  YOU. I AM
DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.

THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.

THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD
AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.
AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE
BARBER AFTER THE CUT.

BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: ‘I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM
DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. ‘

THE INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.

THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,

GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE…?

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COME ON, THINK LIKE AN INDIAN……………..
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A DOZEN INDIANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT!