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True Love Story

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Once there was a guy and a girl in a good relationship since 5 years. The guy was sincere and girl was cute. Both of them were happy with their relationship.

One day girl came to meet the guy and showed him her new pin eye lenses.

The guy fainted immediately after he saw those lenses.

Girl got scared of that scene and shouted at her loud for help and managed to get his boyfriend to the hospital.

Nurse called special trauma care doctors and quickly the doctors team came to hospital. They decided to operate boy.

Shocked and scared gal was crying and waited for, 72 hours in the hospital.

After the boy health got well and he get out of I.C.U. the doctor came out and told girl that his  boyfriend has Alcohol in his heart.

Girl was further shocked !!!

Though Girl told doctor that her boyfriend never had a drink then how he has alcohol in his heart it was unexplained situation from both the side.

After few days, doctors told girl that her boy friend is out of danger and now so she can take him to home. Doctors also told her to come next day morning till then their team will medically investigate the reason of alcohol in heart.

Girl took a taxi. She still was not able to think about the reason of this unexplained condition of his boyfriend.

while she was in deep thought about it, there was song being played on FM in the taxi-

"Gulabi Aankhen Jo Teri Dekhi, Sharaabi Ye Dil Ho Gaya.."

And suddenly she realized the reason.

Reason was her new ”PINK LENSES” which make her eyes Pink.

A Song Dedicated For You, My Dear Alcoholic Drinks!

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Recently I was listening to this awesome song "Sugar Rush" By A-Teens. And while thinking on it found that this song can be funnily dedicated to all alcoholic drinks :P. Here is lyrics for the song :

I get a high whenever you're around
Sweeping from head to my toes
I, I gotta get my feet back on the ground

'Cause you make me go
Out of my way (out of my way)
Crossing the line (crossing the line)
Making me say what I have in mind

You make me so excited
And I don't wanna fight it
I start to blush
You are my sugar rush
Ain't nothing better, baby
Is it for real or maybe?
You are my sugar rush
I start to blush
I got a sweet tooth
And a taste for you
And it might be too obvious but
I (I) I can't help myself from what I do

'Cause you make me go
Out of my way (out of my way)
Crossing the line (crossing the line)
Making me say what I have in mind

(You make) you make me so excited
And I don't wanna fight it
I start to blush
You are my sugar rush
Ain't nothing better, baby
Is it for real or maybe?
(You are) I´m loosing touch
You are my sugar rush

Baby you're my sugar rush
I get weak and talk too much
You're the sweetest thing I ever tasted
Baby you're my sugar rush
I get weak and talk too much

'Cause you make me go
Out of my way (out of my way)
Crossing the line (crossing the line)
Making me say what I have in mind

(You make) you make me so excited
(I don't) and I don't wanna fight it
(You are) I start to blush
You are my sugar rush
(It ain't) ain't nothing better, baby
(For real) is it for real or maybe?
(You are) I´m loosing touch
You are my sugar rush

(You make) baby you're my sugar rush
(I don't) I get weak and talk too much
(You are) you're the sweetest thing I ever tasted
(It ain't) baby you're my sugar rush
(For real) I get weak and talk too much
(You are)
You are my sugar rush

 

Meanwhile here is original video for the song :)

Lyrics Credit : sing365.com

Image Credit : Sushrut Bidwai